1. 'Oh I see Elvis everywhere' (US tourist, Kalakaua Avenue, morning)
2. 'So if I want to spend the whole night with you ... how much?'
'$1500'
(Japanese tourist to a very tall young lady, Kalakaua Avenue, Saturday night)
3. 'Was it Jesus or Satan who said that' (US tourist, Diamond Head trail, early morning, while a local guide valiantly attempted to explain Hawaii's diverse flora and fauna in terms of natural selection)
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